colethewolf:

comatose-cristatus:

stimman4000:

stimman4000:

smth happened to a friend of mine that i have to describe in greentext form bc i feel like it’s the best medium for the story give me a minute

>be me

>gay

>recently out

>at my first pride

>having a good time

>someone throws a rainbow rubber ball into the crowd

>i catch it

>hear a girl behind me go “damn my dog’s gonna be so disappointed you caught that”

>turn around

>she’s holding a leash

>theres a guy with a dog collar and a puppy mask on the end of the leash

>he says “i really wanted that ball”

>:/

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