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Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

Mayor Of Hell, Inspired By Trump, Declares Heterosexuality Illegal
Elijah Daniel was impeached shortly after the anti-straight people decree.
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AHAGSHKSGSKSLK THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ABOUT?????????

This is really funny oml

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The thrilling conclusion

I just want to clarify that he purchased Hell yesterday, June 17, 2019. It has been for sale for several years, apparently, and he plans to make the name change permanent.

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