Literally just got given a discount at the Panda Express because the gay at the counter liked my Carly Rae hat. Not to keep talking about the Carly Rae hat but I’m in love with the power of the Carly Rae hat. Also I should’ve asked for his number he was definitely into it but he got distracted w a customer and I just kind of booked it without thinking :(
Aw I just got home and saw he put a coupon for a free egg roll in my bag too. Alex PandaExpress, if you’re out there…. just know I fell in love with you the way this orange chicken is going to go through my digestive tract. Slowly and then all at once.
HEY THAT WAS ME
Well…. it looks like all you babies who post about the mortifying ordeal of being known need to get on my level
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