I needed this today.
I tried to just scroll and move on … but I couldn’t. This is just too perfect.
[ID: Tweet by Michael Adler @madler9000: Just settled a divorce over visitation of a parrot. Neither may teach it negative phrases about the other. I went to law school for this.]
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